Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Freckled Vagina

There was a girl I once dated.  Before we first started fooling around, she pulled me aside and in a whisper told me she had something very embarrassing to tell me.  It was a freckle she had, a freckle on her vagina.

In the dim fluorescent light of her campus room, she showed me the freckle.  It was nothing.  Circular, and no bigger than than a pencil lead, I shrugged it off and got down to business.  I wouldn't have noticed it if she hadn't told me.  And even after she did, it was the last thing on mind.  A single freckle, hidden in folds of her vagina, was enough for her to feel insecure.

Everyone has a freckle on their vagina.  Don't sweat it.  Life's too goddamn short.

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