Dubious Conditions

The lunacy of using stock photos to illustrate an illness:

Go away.  I can't work today--I have pneumonia.

The lunacy of using stock photos to illustrate depression: 

Why did I take these meeting notes in Spanish?

Darkness surrounds me.

"No Mr. Richardson.  One again, the box does NOT
cost extra--it is included in your monthly  subscription."

C'mon, I know this one.  Six times seven....six...times seven

Botox was not a mistake.  Look--I can still feel the edges of my face!

I don't know what to say.  You ordered my cardigan in orange!?
Orange won't match this scarf.  I wanted Tangerine.  TANGERINE!

For christ sakes Emily, at least leave the room.
...this is the last time I play hide and seek with disabled children.  

Oh. My. God.  You actually got me a DELL?

So, would you say the glass is half empty?

yea...uh huh...sad and stuff...
there's a spider on the wall behind you

WASPY women aren't the only ones suffering.

I need to stop.  I promised myself I wasn't going to watch my
neighbor undress...  Oh, who am I kidding?--Look at those abs!

I knew I should have worn boots.

Okay ladies, now slowly work your way into the
 anxious Rodin.

Men suffer too.

I reaally don't like you, Williams.  Get the fuck out of my office.  

" Zees wohman.  I have 'ad eet wis zees wohman!"

Depressed?  Naw man, this is a sitting Tebow.

"It ain't easy.  I mean the closest GAP is six blocks from here."

Double bogey on a Par 4?  There goes my golfing career

Whyyy did I click on that?

How would I illustrate depression?