The lunacy of using stock photos to illustrate an illness:
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| Go away. I can't work today--I have pneumonia. |
The lunacy of using stock photos to illustrate depression:
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| Why did I take these meeting notes in Spanish? |
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| Darkness surrounds me. |
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"No Mr. Richardson. One again, the box does NOT
cost extra--it is included in your monthly subscription." |
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| C'mon, I know this one. Six times seven....six...times seven |
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| Botox was not a mistake. Look--I can still feel the edges of my face! |
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I don't know what to say. You ordered my cardigan in orange!?
Orange won't match this scarf. I wanted Tangerine. TANGERINE! |
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For christ sakes Emily, at least leave the room.
...this is the last time I play hide and seek with disabled children. |
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| Oh. My. God. You actually got me a DELL? |
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| So, would you say the glass is half empty? |
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yea...uh huh...sad and stuff...
there's a spider on the wall behind you |
WASPY women aren't the only ones suffering.
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I need to stop. I promised myself I wasn't going to watch my
neighbor undress... Oh, who am I kidding?--Look at those abs! |
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| I knew I should have worn boots. |
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Okay ladies, now slowly work your way into the
anxious Rodin. |
Men suffer too.
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| I reaally don't like you, Williams. Get the fuck out of my office. |
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| " Zees wohman. I have 'ad eet wis zees wohman!" |
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| Depressed? Naw man, this is a sitting Tebow. |
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| "It ain't easy. I mean the closest GAP is six blocks from here." |
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| Double bogey on a Par 4? There goes my golfing career |
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| Whyyy did I click on that? |
How would I illustrate depression?
